Good Morning Children. That's right, I'm back baby!!!

Anyways, your all probably not even wandering about where I've been for the past 6 months. Well your not going to find out either you ungrateful busy-bodies!!! Heh heh.

Oevr the past 6 months I've been absolutely dandy. I've even worked my fat bootang off at my new job that I found in January. Nope, I'm not telling you where I work either, or you'll all be coming to the O2 shop in Liverpool One to get a discount!!!! Bugger...

Well that's all for now folks, just bloggin' to show that I'm still breathing. I've not shuffled off the mortal coil in front of my computer desk, oh no!!!

But I have to leave you all now, so until next time, it's good bye from me, and good bye frmo HIM!!!!!!

Au revoir!!!!!!!!!!

...not of that kind.

Weighed in at 14 stone 2 pounds again this morning after fluctuating to 14,6 earlier in the week. I think It will be four pounds less by this time next week.

Went to see Miss Bollywood yesterday evening. Shilpa is so tall!!! It was definatley a good show though. But some of the songs did drag on a bit.
Oh and that J Mohammed

Blog ya later!!!
Jonnie xXx

...bugger, bugger, bugger.
This morning - Inbox (19)
*Jonnie opens inbox, see's new post on phoenix2k, Google alert, new private post for you*
Hmm, usual junk, and I can read the blogs when I log in.
*Select all, Delete. Deleted (19) Empty? Yes.*
What? New private post?
Bugger Bugger Bugger.

If you've not woken up yet (like I haven't), then you will most likely see no message in what I have just written. If you are one of those people, I'll tell you. I had deleted the entire contents of my inbox this morning, believing it to be junk of reminders. Then I realised, upon deleting the contents of the trash can, that I had a private message, not a private post. Bugger.

Oh by the way, my new word of Angst seems to be bugger. It has been for the past few months and yet I have only just noticed.

Ah well.

Just finishing coursework for the rest of lunchtime seeing as it needs to be done (and Funk is out of the office).

Blog ya later Suckers!!!
Jonnie xXx

Oh by the by, a gain of 2 pounds puts me back up to 14stone 4lbs. Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bugger yet again.

Hmm. What a nice day today. This morning I woke up, at 0700 for some reason, but I actually got up and made my own breakfast. Which, incase your interested, was a great squark scrambled egg. Yum. Although the red onion would have tasted alot better had it been further caramelised.

That weekend of mine, not the most eventful but I did manage to talk to AK. I had an interesting conversation which made me realise that either he had not told me the entire truth when I first spoke to him, or that I am actually hard of hearing. Ok, I think I am kind of hard of hearing but he definately had a Ford Focus. Hmm. Well I don't think I'm too bothered really but I was kind of pissed off at first.
I went to the gym yesterday. I had been very tired that morning and so was unable to go in the morning and do the whole gym session but by the afternoon I had regained enough energy to want to go for a swim. So I went for a swim. Father drove me there. Now, my relationship with father isn't the best and that's mainly down to the role he hasn't played in the last 6 years. Or indeed the last 22 years.
Well, I had been changing the radio from station to station to find a good song, as all the stations had a load of rubbish on. Then he commented on me not actually liking any of the music and that I just listen to it for the sake of denying him listening to his boring ancient music that was composed by the first band that Jesus was in as a teenager. I replied that my mp3 player had been broken for 3 months now and that he hadn't replaced it. Well then he tells me that I had been given every right and privielege and that it's my own fault that I don't have any of it now. The real truth about it is that himself and motherhave been to narrow minded to accept my sexuality, that's why I don't have a phone now. (because he was referring to my phone that I no longer have, which I used to store lots of music on be listening to it most of the time). Pathetic excuse for a man.
Then I got intot eh gym and into the pool as briskly as I could manage without looking stupid. There were a lot of children in the pool so I took to the first lane. Two fit young asian lads were using the first lane. The second was occupied by three wrinkley old men so naturally I took the former. I swam 4 lengths before my arms started to burn so I stopped at the end for a rest. One of the guys was at the other, but the one next to me began a conversation. He said that I was too fast for the two of them. True. I was. Well then I took off again for another four lengths because I hadn't used the total of my 30 second rest. Swimming up to this guy again, I decided, sets of eight lengths. So we started chatting again. And then my pillock of a father enters the poolside from the changing rooms and whilst walking behind me, he decides to 'feel my head' to let me know that he was there. Bastard. The guy gave me a funny look and swam off. My stupid fuckwit of a father will not let me just be me or make any friends, just incase I try to jump in to bed with them. For this reason, when he sees me attempting to have a normal conversation with someone, he immediately makes it known to everyone else that a) he's my father, or b) that he has accompanied me to the gym/pool. My father is a simple man. He has only lived in this country for 23 years and he is still a bit simple minded. When he goes into the gym, he uses machines that he hasn't been inducted to use. And therefore he doesn't use them correctly and is more likely to end up sustaining an injury. He decides to start an arguement if we try for point this out to him. He always thinks we're out to get him. Oh and when he is using the tredmill, he bends his elbows, has his clenched fists by his chest, and moves his arms in a chicken wing flap fashion when as he walks. He always gets people staring at him because he looks so stupid doing what he does. Everyone smirks at him when they walk past and they whisper about him to their friends. But he doesn't care. Wierdo. He knows that people see him like that, and so he uses it to stop me making friends. I'm sure that when people realise we're realated *cue nausea* they dicide I'm not worth talking to. Bastard.
I do apolagise to any regular readers, if at all I have any for my fowl language. I didn't grow up in the gutter but I just feel so angry and annoyed.

Wiat a minute, didn't I start this entry on a +ve high? What the shiggins just happened? Oh well do you worry your fat little tripe-filled heads, I'll be happy for the rest of the day, especially now that I've called you lot that obscenity.

Blog ya later, suckerz!!

Afternoon all!

Not much realy going on but I thought I'd blog nothing anyway, just for something to do.

Erm, yesterday, I stayed late at school to attend a complusory extra chemistry lesson which involves completing practice papers in the subject. Not completley andutterly interesting, but I was falling asleep in the chemistry lesson before it with a different teacher (Mel was teaching but she is a great teacher and just a great woman anyway, I mean her sense of humour revolves around hydrogen bonds and talking to Persil Liquitabs when doing her laundry). Then When I finally did get home, I had some food (can't remember what I ate so don't ask!) and I've put on a pound and a half in two days!!!!! Why can't it just come off and stay off?!?!?! Ok, I'm 6'1" and according to the height weight charts, I should way in at 12stone7pounds. However, because my regular attendance to the gym has led to an increase in muscle tone and mass, I have decided that I only need to acheive 13stone and 7pounds. So in effect, I only need to lost just less than a stone (12 pounds to be exact).

Oh yeah, then Eastenders. Sean was zonked out on his mothers sofa and it was so unlike his character to be so 'dead' and unresponsive. Just incase your wondering, if Rob Kazinsky (who plays Sean) offered, I definately would! What? I meant if he offered to let me walk his dog, I'd be up to the job!!! Honestly, you people are so dirty minded...*rolls eyes*

Then mother asked me to make her some pineapple and orange marmalade. Hmmm. Well me and Sis made it. About 13 jars worth of the stuff. I tasted it this morning on toast (if was boiling hot last night so had to wait till the morning for it to cool). Well it tastes like normal marmalade, but some of the orange peel is still a big too solid. Ah well.

I looked in on my plant that I am growing in biology. We have taken a cutting from a plant and attempted to root it using hormone rooting power (containing auxin). I'm happy to say that my 'baby' is he second healthiest looking cutting in the experiment!!!
*Takes a bow* Thank you, oh thank you, you all are so wonderful!

Well yep, that's all for now! I hope you all have a happy and prosperous day! I on the other hand have an afternoon of physics with the most boring and effectively pointless teacher in the college.

Au revoir!

Hey,
just a little something funny that I found on mosaicyouth.org.uk. I found this hilarious, I hope you do too!!!

10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, toilets, or artificial hearts.

Tee hee hee. Let me now what you think.

Blog ya later! xxxxxxx Goatie

Oh, one thing which I forgot to blog this morning, which I find really important as I'm really excited about it.

I'VE LOST FOUR WHOLE POUNDS IN WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

lol, ok it might sound stupid but I am actually so much closer now to 13 stone than I have ever been in the last three years. So currently I stand at 14stone 4lbs!!!

Yay! for me. I feel so much lighter now!
Oh and I had some amazing food yesterday for dad's birthday. We had some whole roast chicken, chicken wings and my new favourite, RIBS!!!
There were so ready marinated in the shop but I wanted to do my own. The shop ones had too much garam masala powder on them so they looked bright red.
I made mine with 5tablespoons of ginger paste!!! or more if like me you love your ginger, 2 teaspoons of garlic paste, 2 teaspoons of chilli paste, a bit of salt and pepper, half a teaspoon of garam masala powder and a 1/4 of a teaspoon of tumeric powder and a squirt of lemon juice. Then leave overnigth to marinate, place in a foil parcel upon a baking tray, bake for two hours and serve!!!!!!!!!
All I can say is YUM!!! They were delicious, and fattening. (they contain lots and lots of saturated fats)

So anyway, I seem to have picked up my cooking skills which i've left at the door for the past year. The need to cook has arisen due to mothers operation. She can't move heavy pots and pans or stir pots of curry in fear of her scar splitting open and her bladder falling out. So far I have cooked panini's for everyone, baked sausage omelette, baked bean omelette, sweet and sour chicken wings/niblets/ribs(from before) orientale stir fry with eff fried rice (again from before and also for my GCSE food tech project in which i obtained a D).
Well actually, all this talk of food has given me an idea. I shall write a recipe book of quick, cheap, simple meals like those which I have just describe aimed at students, who will naturally be short on money which is an attribute associated with the title of student!

So yeah, just had biology this morning. We have moved on from the functionings of the kidneys and are now looking at the Nervous System (NS). I find this a very exciting topic. I haven't studied it since 2004 (GCSE first year) and the Advanced Level studies of the nervous system are so much more complicated and so much more interesting!!!

Chemistry this afternoon and then a tutorial in which I must complete my personal statement and also receive a new electronic ID c ard which will be used as an electronic key to enter the sixth form block. Fancy!

Well, I hope each and every one of my gorgeous readers will have a good afternoon and an even better evening!

Au revoir!!!

Gosh. I bet by looking at the title you all think I've had an amazing weekend!!!! Well if you did, Congratulations! You as stupid pathetic retarded desperate narrow minded gullible (spelling?) as the next person!

Well anyway, my Saturday consisted of me taking a trip Esporta of Ye Old Hall of Moseley. That was good. I had a great workouyt, even though I missed my yoga class which i haven't been to in over a month and really miss it.
Oh, then i came home and had a driving lesson in the afternoon. Wow, one of the best lessons I have had so far. Ok, I stalled twice, in the same place, but I don't stall very often, in fact i haven't stalled for over 5 lessons, or something like that and then I go and stall twice in one lesson. ARGH!!! oh well. Oh, I'm saving up for a new car which I hope to purchase after my first year at university. I want to buy a Suzuki Swift (new shape) 1.3 GL (1.5 GLX if I manage to raise £5000 instead!!!!!)which will cost me around £4000 by the time I finish my first year at uni. My total currently stands at £2.50 so as you can see, my dream will soon become a reality!!!!! lol.
So yeah, not much happend on Sunday. Not even school work which is really bad of me, especially after my 'epiphany', or you could just call it a plain ol' kick up the arse.

Well this morning I feel at my best. Better than I did at any point in the last 7 days! I've even had a proper wet shave today and have change the style of my beard which is now a goatie again! oh and I've shave my sideburns a bit so that they are long and go straight down to my jaw line!

well, i have a biology lesson to get too, so I'll shall talk to you all so very very soon!

Blog ya later, Suckers!!!!

Morning all.

Right, well some of you may know that Eid was at the weekend, on Saturday to be specific. Well regular readers will now taht I have recently re-instated contact with my Nan, after thirteen long lonely years. Eid was good for me, in some ways. I went to see my uncle. He hasn't had his horrific treatment for a few weeks but he was in pain nonetheless, but he has calmed down now, he came over to see my motehr yesterday because she is going into hospital today. He was looking so well. Ok he still had bloodshot eyes but that is down to the current lack of sleep. For those of you who don't know, he had an aggressive form of bladder cancer. We all said that he didn't deserve to become ill. He is a good man, a great father and husband as far as I'm aware. He prays five times a day, as his religion asks. He looks after his family, his mother, and a few poor families in Pakistan and Bangladesh (including people affected by the Earthquake in Northern Pakistan in recent years, the people are still trying to recover from it.)

So mother goes into hospital. She is having a hysterectomy. We were watching Eastenders last night and by pure coincidence, Jane has undergone an emergency hysterectomy. We have been keeping her happy and making jokes about it since we found out about it. She has said that she has signed an agreement allowing the hospital to use the womb for medical students or to swap it with other hospitals for other organs in order to carry out tests or study. My sister said that they will send it in a box, with a label stating 'To womb it may concern...'
We were cracking up laughing. Well you can tell that mother is looking forward to it. Not only will she be free of periods and the pains associated with them ,she will also weigh in at less when she comes to stand on the balance! So you can imagine that she is over the moon. And if she isn't yet, she will be this afternoon after anaesthetism! lol

Hey people, don't be afraid to press the harmless little button labelled 'Leave a comment' I really would appreciate it.

I hope you all have a good day, I plan to. Oh and once we've been to see how mother is after the op, no doubt she'll still be suffering the effects of the anaesthetic, we're going out to watch Ratatouille!!!

So long, farewell, Auf Wierdersen Goodbye!!!

Alrightyyyy then.

Just loggen in to see if i had any comments, and i just noticed that someone has left me a user tag!!!

It was 'an amazing guy'. Wow! someone out there is very nice and thinks that i am an amazing person. Thanks, whoever it was. I hope you really enjoy my blog.

Wooh. Now, physics lesson in a bit. Blog ya later!!!

By the way, this is the entire list of all the university's that came up when i search for B230 on UCAS
Enjoy

Right. I have chosen Aston as my first choice but now have to choose 4 more choices from my semi finals list of seven. Those seven are, in alphatbetical order................

Brighton
Cardiff
De Mont Fort Liecester
Keele
Manchester
Nottingham
Wolverhampton

ARGH!!!!

Comments and opinions please..... Thanks
By the way, I'm looking to study pharmacy (B230)

Need I say more?

Wow. Have a look at this!
It's a Land Rover Raneg Stormer Concept car. This is what the Range Rover sport is based on!

Hey all,
Just a video i found. Another song I used to like when i was little. It's great!!!! Lemme see Your Pussy, Show it to me!!
Enjoy!

Lol, The Pussy Song. Talent at its peak!

Love to you all, J xxx

WHY oh why????
nothing seems to make sense? why does the conversation or the topic always have to be about other people and how brilliant they are or howbad their situation is or how they are being held back.

what about me
what about how i feel?
I have just been sitting in the library with a few people i know. I was just sitting there minding my own business when someone points out, without speaking directly to me, that i have a Kerrang! radio lanyard. 'That's gay that is, that's bullshit that is, only lowlife homosexuals listen to music on that station'
Why? all i did was sit there and mind my own business. i got up and walked out, but said, prior to my departure
'yes, because I'm sitting here running everyone else down, aren't i'

well, i just walked out without waiting for a response.
And whats wrong with Attia? she doesn't even want to talk to me anymore.

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are a Builder

You are detail-oriented, cautious, and practical, making you a BUILDER.

You are excellent at focusing on the concrete, functional elements of things, so you're good at making things happen.

Pursuing novel ways of doing things helps you to be efficient.

You're great to have on a team, as you understand how things work and don't let your ego get in the way.

You're perceptive, down-to-earth, and realistic.

You don't see a need to commit to a set routine or schedule—you'd rather improvise a little.

Although you may doubt yourself sometimes, you have the skills and the curiosity to pursue broader adventures.

You like to consider a lot of information before making big decisions, and you think about that information in realistic, thorough ways.

You don't concern yourself with flashy styles or surface appearances—you're far too sensible for that.

You're not afraid to let your emotions guide you, and you're generally considerate of others' feelings as well.

You have a strong sense of style and value your personal presentation - friends may even seek your style advice from time to time.

You tend to believe that things happen for a reason, and that not everything is under our control.

If you want to be different:

Think more abstractly about things without abandoning your valuable sensibility.

You are Reserved

You are RESERVED – you aren't someone who always needs to have others around, and you find you can handle most situations on your own.

You can be very happy spending time alone, and enjoy your own thoughts and ideas.

You find it difficult to understand why some people get so emotional and tell everyone else their problems.

You believe that if you want to get something done, it is best to do it yourself.

In your experience, other people are not always completely dependable, so you generally rely on yourself and only a few close others.

Despite your independence, you are not a closed-minded person who makes hasty judgments about others. You know that it isn't always easy to walk in other people's shoes.

At times other people's feelings are puzzling to you, and you wish that people were more rational.

Your vision of the world is complex – your values are not set in stone. Instead, you are able to change your beliefs as you learn new information.

If you want to be different:

Even though it is tiring, making an extra effort to spend time with others even when you feel like being alone can have powerful positive effects on your relationships.

Practice talking about yourself to people you haven't previously trusted. You will forge friendships where you wouldn't have thought possible, and with practice, sharing your thoughts and feelings will get easier and easier.

Argh!
Don't you just hate it when you wake up to another day of what seems to be the most un-noticed, un-appreciated souls on earth? Does that make sense?
Oh, well any I found this makeshift video of this song I used to like when I was a child. Its by The Lords of Acid and it's called 'I Must Increase My Bust' Have a listen!!!

There you go!

Oh, and here is the one for Greenday's 'Dominated Love Slave'
Enjoy.

lol, I supose you can tell that I have a bit too much time on my hands. Well why not?!?!?! I've done all my work! well, most of it. But atleast I am better organised than I was last year. I started of horribly unorganised last year and that trenbd carried on until July. This year I've started off organised and thats how I intend to remain this year. Anyway, even I am entitled to _some_ social and leisure time!

Well, Au Revoir for now my friends. I am off to explore the intricate world of Physics this afternoon!!!

J

Wahey!! Back at college since Thursday! And I couldn't have wanted to be back more. I have had one hell of a holiday. And I mean HELL

Ok, firstly, on a good point, things with uncle Asif and his family where going very  well indeed. He was coming to our house for dinner very often with his wife and kids and w all enjoyed having them around. Then he sort of stopped coming to our house. Don't know why.

Well, enough for now, I have a sandwhich in my bag that is screaming to be eaten!!!! Good Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, well I say not so glorioius but the day is moderate today.
Not much going on today as half of the 50% of total students who attended today have gone top Drayton Manor because they don't usually get let out of their cages. So as a result, psychology was cancelled, 5 people turned up to chemistry and biology is cancelled for this afternoon. *sighs*

I returned to karate yesterday evening after about 7 weeks out of it. My Lord it was so extreme. I have a slight problem with my hip where it has a tendency to pop out of its socket before returning to its original position almost immediatley. Howevere this time it continued to hurt after the initial 60 seconds, in which time the pain usually subsides. Well this time I had to suffer. and not only is my hip now limited to a small range of movement, I have also developed lower back pains. Ouchies is all I can say.

Well hopefully my Jammy Dodger will phone me right about now. His voice will make everything better ;-]  (Jam if your reading, that is your cue to call me!!!)

I hope you beautiful people all have a good week as I am off to Scotland next week to mark to beginning of the summer holidays. Six weeks without a post, how will you all survive? lol

Bye for now xxx